My Sincerest Apologies to Stephanie

I made a terrible mistake tonight. I pissed off a good friend and someone whom I confide in a great deal. I was at DoIT and John discovered a neat pranking scheme that involves the Sprint Relay Online Service. It's a service for deaf users to text-to-call people. We used it to prank. I meant no harm. Nonetheless, I was a jerk and acted in an improper manner.

I am sorry Stephanie.
mea culpa.
Your friendship is too valuable a thing to lose over childish jokes.

...primordially, I'm reverting back to a child-like nature to escape the realities of adult life.
Homework. Failure. Stress.